You: Hey
You: my left testicle is throbbing.
Stranger: hi
You: my girlfriend punched me.
Stranger: y friend
You: in the junk.
Stranger: accurate or ti ny fists?
You: tiny fists AND accurate
You: it was a brutal combination
Stranger: get rid of it
You: no amputations!!
Stranger: hahaha
You: I like having balls. hahaha
Stranger: they’re good
You: yeah
You: they come in handy
Stranger: not really
You: they’re always there when you need a friend.
Stranger: they’re a fucki ng nuisance
You: not mine
Stranger: in a shit plce
You: sometimes they get in the way
Stranger: so ope n
You: yeah that’s true
Stranger: if porsche designed balls they would not put them there
You: it really sucks when your running and you have boxers on and it gets all bunchy
Stranger: exactly
Stranger: porsche would have a field day
You: especially during football practice cause you just can’t reach down in your pants and fix it all
You: yeah probably
Stranger: anyways you a dude or a chick?
You: I’m a dude. I have balls…
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
